Thursday 25 June 2015

Getting To The Bottom Of Spider-Woman's Bottom


Update: I wrote this article almost two years ago, and my views have significantly changed since. Milo Manara is an absolute piece of shit, and his art is most definitely sexist. I am keeping this piece online, only because I still feel that writer representation and characterization is vastly more important than some shitty artist's shitty drawing. And it would appear that in the major companies, writer representation is trending down rather than up, with women opting to work on independent titles rather than with DC or Marvel (with some notable exceptions). Comicbooks appear to be doing well in the characterization department though. Far better than even ten years ago.

Anyway, article starts here:

People love Superhero movies. People know that these superheroes they love seeing on screen come from comicbooks. But people don't read comicbooks. Most people don't. But I do. Which is why it really pissed me off one fine day when my newsfeed was suddenly crammed with articles about how Spider-Woman's ass crack is highly offensive. Now, I agree that ass cracks are offensive. Anybody who's ever been on a bus would know that. Unless I'm especially unlucky on busses. But that's besides the point. Let me elaborate. 

Marvel launched a Spider-Woman title some months back. Spider-Woman's super powers include pheromone manipulation, which makes women irritated and men horny. That's not her only power, but that doesn't make it any less strange. Comicbooks have a rich history of objectifying women, using them as incentive for men, and stuffing them in refrigerators. More on that last one later. What makes Spider-Woman's pheromone power special is that while most female superheroes had super sized breasts and super tight costumes to make men act stupid, she actually had a special superpower to make this easier. She could easily have become the most sexist comicbook character ever, but the writers were like meh fuck that. And just like that, the single most badass female superhero (after Wonder Woman) is born. She kicks so much ass, that at one point, she acted as a quadruple agent for the Avengers, SHIELD, HYDRA and SKRULLS. Skrulls aren't an organisation. I typed Skrulls in all caps to emphasise that they are a terrifying shape shifting alien race. Technically she'd been replaced by a SKRULL at that point (the queen of them all, no less), but she was chosen because only she could handle the pressure. To put things in perspective, they could have picked Captain America, but they chose SPIDER-WOMAN. Caps because she's badass. Okay. Badass is an unfortunate thing to say. Why, you probably don't wonder because you've probably already read a dozen articles about this, in spite of never having seen Spider-Woman in a comicbook. And you'd have been shocked. Gosh, how sexist, you'd have thought. Comicbook readers are perverts and creeps, you'd have decided. I have judged that you have judged us. And now I'm going to defend me and my kind from you and your kind. I've already shown you how Spider-Woman is bada- really awesome. I'm going to defend the offensive cover that allegedly portrays her in an intensely sexist manner. But first let me talk about where the sexism in comicbooks really lies. 

Women in refrigerators. One fine day, Green Lantern gets home and finds a note asking him to look in the fridge. He thinks his girlfriend has cooked something for him and he opens the refrigerator to find that actually, his girlfriend had been cooked for him. Not actually cooked, just, cut up I guess. This was done solely to piss the hero off and give him incentive to kick bad-guy ass. This is a trope that arises time and again. We've seen it in fairy tales, movies, TV shows, books, everything. Sleeping Beauty needs her Prince Charming, so on so forth. The woman is simply incentive for the man. "The Woman In A Refrigerator" is the term used for this trope when it shows up in comicbooks. The woman doesn't necessarily have to die. She just needs to become the hero's reason to fight. A variation of this is when a villain is too powerful for a female superhero to overcome, so a male comes and handles the situation. Comicbook writers are trying really hard to get rid of this cliche, and female heroes have become more kickass than ever. They carry their own titles, have their own problems that are not spouse related, they deal with their own shit. And the number of good female driven titles has never been this many- Wonder Woman, Black Widow, Captain Marvel, Ms. Marvel, Storm, Silk, Spider-Gwen, Batgirl, Squirrelgirl, She Hulk, friggin' SPIDER-WOMAN, the list goes on and on. 


"This is NOT the sandwich I asked for."
Recently, there was controversy regarding a variant cover of a Batgirl comic. For Joker’s 75th anniversary, a number of titles came out with variant covers featuring the Joker. The one that came out with Batgirl was a reference to the classic Batman story- Killing Joke. In the story, Batgirl has essentially no real role. She only appears for Joker to impale her with a rod, paralysing her and disallowing her to continue as Batgirl. She instead becomes the Oracle in a remarkable show of strength and fights crime in her own way (these things don’t happen in Killing Joke, they happen later). The former half is a classic example of Women In Refrigerators, while the latter half is a classic example of writers trying to fight it. The writer of the story himself says he regrets including that bit, and calls it shallow. The cover was panned for being sexist and evocative of a terrible time. Its a frightening, and beautifully drawn cover. I just think it celebrates the Joker and the terror he represents, and not what happens to Batgirl. 


"What do you mean that's not lipstick?"
If we are to take that much context into the cover, then the Jason Todd variant would be much more offensive. Its a reference to the time Joker smashed his head in and killed him, and he came back to life as a disillusioned, vengeance fuelled vigilante. 


Fun Fact: Robin brain is a delicacy in some places.
DC ultimately pulled the Batgirl cover and never released it. This was not good, because this was the second time such a thing happened in a very short span of time. Its a short road before censoring starts restricting even mildly offensive things. Soon Luke Cage (Power Man) will have to stop saying “Sweet Christmas!” because minority religions are not represented in that catchphrase. 

The next issue is their costumes and the way they’re generally drawn. Reading comic books, like any art form, is a form of escapism. For men, seeing musclebound superpowered billionaire geniuses facing relatable real world problems, dealing with them, while simultaneously kicking ass makes a good story. Peter Parker-financial struggles! Tony Stark-alcoholic! So on! So forth! We aren’t particularly fussy about the costumes that heroes wear as long as they look cool. Be it Namor in his underwear or Superman in his underwear over tights or the Punisher’s simple jeans and T-Shirt. It also helps that the women are easy to look at. To the most part, women seem to simply accept the costumes worn by the heroes. Some of the costumes are pretty inoffensive and comparable to the tights that most male heroes wear. Some of them are fucking outrageous. While I can’t decide what’s what for a woman, women probably can, so I asked a few women and men what they really want to see in their cookbook characters. More on that later. Anyway, times (and costumes) are a-changin’ and Wonder Woman finally decided that she really needs some fucking pants. Several female superheroes have been given redesigns or simply drawn differently, while the newer ones are given decent costumes to begin with. People don’t have problems with this as long as the costumes look cool. 

This whole thing started out with me wondering what the big deal with the following cover was.

"Eyes down, creep."
And then I read this article.
And I saw the video embedded in it. And I mostly agree with the guy. I think that while comicbooks shouldn’t alienate readers, the readers should have some sense of what’s offensive and what’s not. If you opened that link, you’d have seen Spider-Man in that pose and worse several times (for people who complain that Spider-Man would never pose like that). Magazines which love to have scantily clad women on their covers crib when a comic book has a fully clad woman in a pose. Another complaint is that the costume looks like its been painted onto her and that no cloth looks that thin. To people who have that complaint I ask, when has Superhero clothing ever been otherwise. Tights are tights. Like these covers are different. 

If you must sit like that, please just look at someone else.
People say that the covers can't be compared because the purpose they serve and the aesthetics are different. But there is literally no context in the Spider-Woman photo you pervs. Granted. The artist is known for erotic graphic novels, but take a look at his Nightcrawler cover. Nobody screamed bloody murder here. Nobody called Milo Manara (the artist’s name) out for using his tail as a symbolic penis as opposed to Spider-Woman using her ass for absolutely nothing. Both these covers could offend you if you really really really wanted to be offended. But otherwise, I don’t think so.

"I may not have horns on my head, but that does not mean I'm not horny..."
I wondered if people were making a fuss just to make a fuss. Or if women are genuinely offended by the cover. So I asked some people what they’d choose for their body types, and what they’d choose for their costumes, given some comic book characters. 

To make things clear, the lower picture is Image 1. The poll is arranged according to number of votes.



This happens to be in the right order.



These were the results. Among men, more people wanted to be athletically skinny like Spider-Man. Nobody wanted to be a lump of muscle walking around in their underwear. The results for women are similar enough, but an even number are alright with a one piece swimsuit. The poll therefore does not reveal a hidden anger among people against sexy costumes, but rather, there are limits. I didn’t feel like this was satisfactory though. So I asked a bunch of people outright, what they felt about the Spiderwoman cover when the Spider-Man cover was placed right next to it.



So there. 24 people is by no means entirely conclusive, but in this context I think we can extrapolate a little bit. A clear majority say that the cover is not offensive, but they would have thought it was sexist had they not seen the Spider-Man cover. We can infer, that some half aware idiots decided to take it upon themselves to show the world how sexist comic books are, when the industry is doing its best to change. Sure, it was, and still is sexist in some ways (see Starfire costume below - the excuse they use is that she's an alien who explores her sexuality), and spreading awareness is very important, but to say that something as silly as this is offensive either shows a complete lack of knowledge (don’t half ass it, half-asscracks are more offensive than Spider-Woman asscracks), or some serious double standards. For those people who still find it offensive, I would love to hear why. Censoring one thing wil only lead to censoring another thing. Think I’m being paranoid? Take a look at this case here, where people are trying to ban a number of powerful comicbooks because they aren’t like Batman and Robin. Aside from stronger stories, check out the redesigns that characters have undergone recently.

Cool!
Way cool!
Wait what?
Wtf


It's a step in the right direction, I suppose. C'mon you lazy fucks. You're not helping my case.
Now the fight they fight is a very different fight. There are a number of female comicbook writers and artists in the industry now. This isn't surprising, considering that 48 percent of comicbook readers are women. That's a large number, and as with men, a number of them are likely to turn to contributing to their favourite art form. Or literature form. Or both. Heck, Gail Simone, Kelly Sue DeConnick and and G. Willow Wilson are among the best writers in the industry, and Fiona Staples is undoubtably one of the most talented artists around. They've done amazing things for comicbooks in the past few years, and some of their books will certainly be considered among the greats. Yet, last year, in the Women In Comicbooks Panel at a certain Comic Con, there were absolutely no women. This might be a funny complaint for a guy writing about sexism to have, but men should be involved in the discussion. Involved I say, but not at the fore, because, screw it I don't need to explain this. It'd be like white people saying racism doesn't exist because they've never experienced it. So this is a disturbing issue that the industry has taken upon itself to solve, and I think it's doing a good job. I'd like to say that the men in the comicbook industry have been much more accepting than in, say, the video game industry. But again. I'm a dude so I really can't say that for sure. The reason I'm writing this article, is to separate the issues from the non issues. I really cannot comment accurately on the degree to which the above problems have been quelled. I only intend to show where the real problems lie.

Comic books aren't what they were. Editors and writers are trying earnestly to make comic books more diverse, and approachable to everyone. The best example of this is the new Ms. Marvel, who had a critically acclaimed run just now, written by the super talented G. Willow Wilson. The new Ms. Marvel is a teenage muslim girl in New Jersey called Kamala Khan. The previous Ms. Marvel was Carol Danvers, a white woman. If you think the switch caused controversy, it did. All switches cause controversy. Did it all go away when the first issue came out? Nope. But the only people who dislike the character are a handful of internet trolls. The rest of the world loves her, and with a gong, she ushered in a new era of acceptance into comic books. Make mine, Ms. Marvel!


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